Thursday, March 4, 2010
You Should Have Known By Now, You Were On My List
I don't know if I will ever get married.
My list of demands is just so... detailed and specific.
Also, I am only 20, so I could just keep adding stuff to this list.
My future husband:
--Kills spiders by squishing AND flushing them and will do so at all hours of the day/night.
--Loves scary movies regardless of the quality
--Doesn't mind adopting children rather than having our own
--Knows me well enough to get me a silver/white gold/platinum ring, NO GOLD
--Will allow me to have the wedding in Lucerne (up lake from Chelan)
--Doesn't mind puking children, I can handle changing diapers but I lose it when people throw up
--Supports me having a job or making as much/more money than him
--Does not smoke cigarettes/chew
--Likes my family/is liked by my family specifically Jenna/mom/dad
--Hates winter and will live somewhere where it is sunny year round
--Loves to travel and will sacrifice nice cars/expensive shit to do so
--Likes to read
--Wants a cat and a dog
--Does not wear Ed Hardy/Affliction or spend more time on his hair than I do
--Falls asleep to TV
--Accepts only 2 days a week devoted to Sports programming
--Allows me to act like a 7 year old when I'm sick
--Knows how/likes to cook and will do so a majority of the time
Who would want to marry someone that makes a list like that?
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I don't think this is really unreasonal I fall asleep in front of the T.V. all the time. But I wonder what prompted you to write this?
ReplyDeleteKacie, most girls have a list like that- even if it's just in their heads- I'm with you though, I like writing them down.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that list actually seems pretty, well, manageable. And, also in agreement with Bill, what prompted you to write this?
ReplyDeleteI told you that was allowed! and you told me I could steal it!
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