I am so tired of bitches. It isn't even funny how many stupid bitches I come into contact with every day. Now understand, when I say bitches I don't just mean girls, guys can be bitches too. Basically, you are a bitch if you participate in any of the following activities:
1. Talking shit behind people's backs and hugging them when you see them on the street.
2. Shooting nasty looks at people you don't even fucking know because of how they're dressed.
3. Hanging on your boyfriend/girlfriend constantly and not being able to walk from the table to the soda machine without holding their hand and dragging them along.
4. Avoiding confrontation because you know you've done something wrong.
5. Get drunk 4 times a week but treat potheads like they're criminals/immoral.
6. Show off how much money you have in the company of poor college students.
7. Expect your friends to take you with them everywhere they go.
8. Date someone for a week and decide you're in love with them.
9. Freak out about something really trivial and cause a dramatic grudge match over an easily solved issue.
10. Act stupid for attention.
11. Act like you're smarter than everyone else.
12. Act like you're better than everyone else.
13. Have way too much sex with random dudes/sluts.
14. Talk really loudly on your cellphone or just to a friend sitting next to you so that the whole world has to hear your pointless conversation.
15. Talk about stupid, irrelevant shit that nobody cares about.
16. Wear heels and skirts in the dead of winter.
17. Just don't dress correctly for the weather, you don't look cute, you look slutty and retarded.
18. Just generally act like a bitch.
You know who you are. Leave me the fuck alone. I thought we graduated high school.
1. Talking shit behind people's backs and hugging them when you see them on the street.
2. Shooting nasty looks at people you don't even fucking know because of how they're dressed.
3. Hanging on your boyfriend/girlfriend constantly and not being able to walk from the table to the soda machine without holding their hand and dragging them along.
4. Avoiding confrontation because you know you've done something wrong.
5. Get drunk 4 times a week but treat potheads like they're criminals/immoral.
6. Show off how much money you have in the company of poor college students.
7. Expect your friends to take you with them everywhere they go.
8. Date someone for a week and decide you're in love with them.
9. Freak out about something really trivial and cause a dramatic grudge match over an easily solved issue.
10. Act stupid for attention.
11. Act like you're smarter than everyone else.
12. Act like you're better than everyone else.
13. Have way too much sex with random dudes/sluts.
14. Talk really loudly on your cellphone or just to a friend sitting next to you so that the whole world has to hear your pointless conversation.
15. Talk about stupid, irrelevant shit that nobody cares about.
16. Wear heels and skirts in the dead of winter.
17. Just don't dress correctly for the weather, you don't look cute, you look slutty and retarded.
18. Just generally act like a bitch.
You know who you are. Leave me the fuck alone. I thought we graduated high school.
I say women's clothing... because it looks like a dress!*
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